Praca

Godność ludzka? Bardzo dobra rzecz, ale nie dla kelnera.

She

And you know how they say we’re all each others’ demons and angels? Well, she was literally a Botticelli angel. Just telling me that everything was gonna be okay.

Plan

Co nie jest życiem, wykorzeniam, by kiedyś martwym nie umierać.

Człowieczeństwo

Humans will disappoint you.

wiadomo

Przyszłość nie jest z góry ustalona. Nie ma przeznaczenia, bo sami decydujemy o naszym losie.

Nowy tasiemiec do śniadania, obiadu i kolacji

Monogamy is fabulous. It gives you a deep and profound connection with another human being, and you don’t have to shave your legs as much.

Nie teraz

I can’t think about that right now. If I do, I’ll go crazy. I’ll think about that tomorrow.

i tych parę chwil

- Where were you last night?
- That’s so long ago, I don’t remember.
- Will I see you tonight?
- I never make plans that far ahead.

Quo vadis

- Where are you going?

- Slowly insane.

c.w. (ciąg wcześniejszy)

That’s why so many people hate themselves. Seriously. It’s just they are sick to death of being around themselves. Let‘s say that you and I were together all the time, then you’d start to hate a lot of my mannerisms. The way… the way every time that we would have people over… I’d be insecure, and I’d get a little too drunk. Or… the way I tell the same stupid pseudo-intellectual story again, and again. Y’see, I’ve heard all those stories… So of course I’m sick of myself. But being with you… it‘s made me feel like I was somebody else. I mean the only other way to lose yourself like that is… you know, dancing… or alcohol… or drugs or stuff like that.

Z cyklu: monologi (filmowe)

Reality and love are almost contradictory for me.

It’s funny…

Every single of my ex-es…

they’re now married!

Man go out with me, we break up, and then they get married!

And later they call me to thank me for teaching them what love is, and…

that I taught them to care and respect women!

You know, I want to kill them!

Why didn’t they ask me to marry them? I would have said “No”, but at least they could have asked!!!

But it’s my fault, I know that it’s my fault, because…

I never felt it was the right man.

Never!

But what does it mean the right man? The love of your life? The concept is absurd, the idea that we can only be complete with another person is…

EVIL!

Right?

You know, I guess I’ve been heart broken too many times.

And then I recovered.

So now, you know, form the starts, I make no effort.

Strona bierna

The day has suddenly turned sinister.

Mały walc

Czy pamiętasz, jak ze mną tańczyłeś walca?
Panną, madonną, legendą tych lat
Czy pamiętasz, jak ruszył świat do tańca?
Świat, co w ramiona ci wpadł

Apropos

If there’s any kind of magic in this world, it must be in the attempt of understanding someone, sharing something. I know, it‘s almost impossible to succeed, but… who cares, really? The answer must be in the attempt.

Co u ciebie

I have a great imaginary world, but sometimes i need things to just happen.

Dorastanie

Gratulacje. Jesteś o krok bliżej dna.

Papierosy

- Nie sądzisz, że pijesz za dużo kawy? – Nie. Kawa jest dobra dla zdrowia. – Ja lubię pić tuż przed snem. Piję sporo kawy tuż przed snem, żebym mógł szybciej śnić. Moje sny wyglądają tak jakby umieścić kamerę na samochodzie wyścigowym gdy kamera jest na bolidzie i wszystko przelatuje obok. Sen za snem, sen za snem, sen za snem. Ludzie pytają mnie następnego dnia, co mi się śniło. A ja odpowiadam: nie mam czasu, żeby ci to wszystko opowiedzieć.