by Julia

– Oh I’m sorry. Do I appear a little spaced off?

– I think about all kinds of things when I’m out with these guys.
I think about my pedicure, my kid’s homework, my charity auction.

– I’m thinking about a story that I’m working on about how when I was 12, I used to masturbate like 20 times a day…
and I’m not sure…
whether I should make it like fiction…
or like a New Yorker style essay piece.
I don’t know.